While we do not know what they are set to, we know that they are set at Sunday, March 29th, 5:05 pm (et)

Thinks itsa ellipses.

Don't the learn grammar in Kansas - itsan ellipses!

Extra Elipses?

Dear President Elect Obama,

Please send us some newspaper sales too.

Yours,
The Google Glitches Team

I say - block term limits vote with DOTS!

I guess they got distracted, and never finished the headline

By the way, what is 'TURN THE PAGE' supposed to mean? On the Internet?

How do you tie a case of Salmonella to a frozen chicken?

Would a square knot do?
And we will refrain, since discretion is the better part of valor, from saying one word about the picture!

3rd headline: Poor Taste

Let's face it, ending a headline about a fatal crash: "Investigators Say Train Engineer Sent Text Message Seconds Before ..." is just plain poor taste.

.... Inadequate supplies in Writing Headlines, perhaps?

The Business Journal of the Greater Elipses

If I were Battling Los, I'd Probably Need Help, too

Yeah, up until now the presidential race has been pretty boring

Plenty of dots?

Southern ... North Dakota?

Major What?

Insect repellents show promise when thested on the New York Times

or different

... in Vain (in Vein?)

"Alliance to deliver joint" - isn't that illegal?

What about his appeal to just hanging with the buds?

Rule On!!