Shhhh! It's a secret

Its really is about time that the EU normalize ties with Europe. But what does Zimbabwe have to do with that?

Yes, but the meek shall inherit the Earth!

As I recall, they were green

I didn't know that Lincoln was a Historian - did you?

Such Entertaining Weather

5/3 Bank Robber Busted

I guess they got distracted, and never finished the headline

By the way, what is 'TURN THE PAGE' supposed to mean? On the Internet?

Hurricane Gustav and Palin to try to silence media storm!

.... Inadequate supplies in Writing Headlines, perhaps?

1st violators to get three points!

Who are Arts and Briefly Duchovny?

Dewey Wins!! (or, more correctly: Hillary Defeats Obama)

In case no one noticed, by the way, the picture is definitely not Mrs. Clinton.

And, the original inspiration for this post:

How many Gay men were at the Mexico Conference?

And why focus just on them?

Anyone remember the famous ad: Piano for sale by lady with carved legs

I Love Lettuce, Tomato and Mayo

Sure, he differs on D Senate, but he agrees on D'house

It can be good to be a boring person...

I warned him to stay out of the Times Online

Who let her bring the car into the court in the first place?

Psst... Want to buy a columnist?