Yeah the economy is in the pits, but who cares - Obama is smokin'

As I recall, it gave me a stomach ache

Hey Big Spender, Spend a Little Time With Me...

Pearl Harbor Day?

Market Faces Broader 3s

Thinks itsa ellipses.

Don't the learn grammar in Kansas - itsan ellipses!

By 12:35, they learned to be patient

Is "ormer" the opposite of "ast" and "resent"?

OK, the guy on the left is Obama, we all recognize him. So Gates is the one on the right?

I guess, being the token Republican, Gates will be the one on the right.
And by the way, you didn't really expect us to caption this glitch: OK, the guy on the left is Obama, we all recognize him. So Gates is the guy on the right?

AIDS, HIV, Obama, Prostate Cancer, Candles, and ... George Bush?