As an aside, of course...

This sentence no verb

Like Guilliani, Huckabee, McCain, and so on...

Pravda says this is Clinton - that I can handle. But is it Bill or Hillary?

Just say NO!

Must be - this sentence no

Rest of World Celebrates Chanukah

Apple, Intel, Google, almost the same thing, right?

Upgrade your Flash Player in order to Withdraw 10 Brigades

And notice the third headline: US May Look to Send Wall Street Journal...
Has anyone told Rupert Murdoch?

South Korea gets treatment like a Mid-Eastern Democracy

This one is a gem - Headline tells you nothing. And then, there is the conclusion: Reuters has not checked the stories and does not guarantee their accuracy!

On the other hand, 33 can!

And there's Guam, Puerto Rico, and all of those other neat places...

Repetitive Repitition

But really - who cares?

Breaking News...

Olmert's Address - Cremieux St., Jerusalem, Israel

Who is the president of skorea? Why is Samsung capitalized?

Sure, they are splitting the news, but who gets the kids?

I heard you the first time. NO NEED TO SHOUT!

Nice try, but he isn't Hillary, either...

Well, I do see at least one of the troops...

Prime Minister for CNN, OK, but what about Australia?

Rev. Al Elipses?

Buckingham Palace Explodes?

If that is the face of a 36 year old woman, she really needs a good plastic surgeon. I don't even want to think about the alternative...

The text of the article begins: "Ordinary skin cells from the face of a 36 year old woman and the foreskin of a newborn baby were turned into stem cells..."

See what I mean?

Can't they just roll their own?

Its Jersey, OK?!

For Petes' Sake - Mercury News!

ABC News Photo Illustration - this is news?

Ray macdonald is the sexiest Matt Damon - or something like that

I don't really want to know who the sexiest dead man is. I don't.

At Google Coma Obama

maybe this headline should get together with the next one - it seems to have an extra coma....

17% Drop in Net, then something else, I just forgot what

May we suggest a det rich in carbs and fats?

What you need to know - where to send condolences?

Air Force Wins. Navy Celebrates

What was he named everywhere else?

Anything about New York for the rest of us?

AP AP AP AP - bad enough, but why, oh why, in THIS article?

Don't tell the BBC, but that is the Queen, not Gordon Brown...

Over British What?

If Sarkozy is the one on the left, that means Bush is the one on the right?

Seems like today is CaPiTaLiZatION MOndaY...

That should be MPs, not mps.

mCcain? MCCain? mccAIN? - something like that...

A "double" glitch - look at the third headline also

Say What?

By-line, Headline, any sort'a line

Maybe the problem is that is isn't on the moon?

New Child, named Bill?

Do they mean a new bill for children's healthcare?

I'll have the Saki - better make it a double

E Canada, Iran, Israel, or...?

Name that country:
A. Israel
B. Russia
C. San Marino
D. Iran
E Canada
F. Neither A nor B

We have no opinion about the loss of life

Fell from Grace?

Chairman of Joint Chiefs Solicits Young Officers