Election Grab Bag

What do McCain, Elizabeth Edwards, and Obama have in common?

Loves her some 3 am

They may have modest ambitions, but at least they have their DNA collection...

All shook up: Obama is not McCain

OK, I'm curious - how do you kill her legally?

Look at the headline from the BBC...

Embrace the poor in 2009?

Equal time: That isn't Obama either

Break it to them gently, but that is not Clinton

Do they, or don't they?

Or, how about: What if she has a heart attack in the kitchen, and not in the study?

Washington Post Staffers Classified as a Form of Torture by Justice Department