I warned him to stay out of the Times Online

Obillary Barak? or Hiilama Clinton?

By 3:29 it was 1003 people

By 10:07, however, it was all over

Diet of Worms?

As I recall, Martin Luther agreed to meet the Pope, but said: "Your Holiness may find a diet of Worms hard to digest."

Bear bites man - that's California news, in brief!

Who let her bring the car into the court in the first place?

Psst... Want to buy a columnist?

Guess the news

Everybody into the Pool/

By 10:14 PM it was already old news!

... in Vain (in Vein?)

"Alliance to deliver joint" - isn't that illegal?

Bad enough they stole IDs, but they stole his heart too!

and the third headline isn't a headline at all.

Inside information - 2x

... and a cast of thousands!

By 9:23 they were asleep, however

What about his appeal to just hanging with the buds?

King Couric?

In my day, Pa was a man, not a woman voter

General Obama?

Election Grab Bag

What do McCain, Elizabeth Edwards, and Obama have in common?

Loves her some 3 am

They may have modest ambitions, but at least they have their DNA collection...

All shook up: Obama is not McCain

OK, I'm curious - how do you kill her legally?

Look at the headline from the BBC...

Embrace the poor in 2009?

Equal time: That isn't Obama either

Break it to them gently, but that is not Clinton

Do they, or don't they?

Or, how about: What if she has a heart attack in the kitchen, and not in the study?

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